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The Mythology of the Wandering KoalaTM

The Good

Brent Jakes

Brent Jakes

Scientific Prodigy

Brent Jakes was studying to become an accountant when he attended a lecture by Professor Brian Lyman that set him on a new course. Over the next few years in his free time, he discovered the The Unified Field Theory, Holy Grail of Physics. Unfortunately, his discovery threatened the careers and reputation of many in the scientific community, and they didn't just take it. Brent found himself discredited, unemployed, and on the street. But then he met a Silent Wanderer with a habit of showing up just when others needed him most.

Brent has an uncanny intuition when it comes to science allowing him to solve problems that still plague the professionals.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

Rene Daniels

René Daniels

Economist and Spokesman

René was working for The Power Company when management made a series of decisions resulting in a citywide blackout during a record-breaking heat wave. Riots and looting soon followed. René was framed and barely escaped with his life thanks to a certain Silent Wanderer who showed up when all hope was lost.

René understands people and what make them tick. He uses this ability to pacify crowds, convince individuals to see things his way, and to get a good deal on souvenirs.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

The Bad

Hetshmoneh

Hetshmoneh

Ancient Evil that never dies

No one is sure when or where Hetshmoneh is from, for tales of his touch permeate every culture and mythology.

He is the master of the ghouls and ghosts, the spectres and phantasms, and all that goes bump in the night. He feeds off the conflict and hate of the human race and has never gone hungry.

First Appearance: The Phantom Coach

Professor Louis

Professor Louis

Professor and Best-selling Author

Professor Richmond Louis spent years teaching science at a world-renowned university before writing Beyond Hyperspace and the Possibilities of Time Travel which was sure to be a best seller until an accountant came up with a new theory that made his look as current as the dodo.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

Professor Gerry

Professor Gerry

Current Physics King

Professor Gerry has spent most of his life studying physics and is the undisputed leader in the field. Almost current theories came from him. So when a new theory disproved his life’s work, you can imagine how upset he was.

Prof. Gerry is a master at negotiation, because he looks so silly and incompetent his opponents tend to underestimate him.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

Jeremiah

Jeremiah

Leech

Dr. Jeremiah Smootsmorth didn’t know what he wanted to do when he grew up, he just knew he didn’t want to work. So he pursued a doctorate degree, got a job with a large firm funded by government contracts, and hasn’t had to work a day in his life to collect a large paycheck.

Jeremiah has the unique gift of extracting large amounts of money from the taxpayers with nothing to show in return.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

The Dean

The Dean

Chairman of the Secret Society Scientifica

The Dean is head of the College of Physical Sciences at Brennen University and current chairman of the Secret Society Scientifica. All fear his wrath and will do whatever is necessary to stay on his good side.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

Jon Choi

Jon Choi

Ambitious Graduate Student

Jon Choi is an ambitious graduate student with his own agenda. The Society recognized his ruthlessness and determination to get what he wanted regardless of the cost and decided to exploit it. But who is using who?

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

Senior Management

Corporatism at its Worst

Senior Management lounge in their day spa in the sky enjoying the spoils of various ventures while others do all the work hoping to someday join them.

First Appearance: Power Trip

Tom Blumenhead

Tom Blumenhead

Middle Management with Dreams of More

Blumenhead has been climbing the corporate ladder for the last three decades. He does whatever is asked without question sure it will lead to his being on top. But when he finds his head on the chopping block, he wonders if he should have asked a few more questions.

First Appearance: Power Trip

Kim Vitch

Kim Vitch

Ambitious Woman in the Workplace

Wanting to prove she’s just as good as a man, Kim stripped herself of all femininity and became a corporate manager willing to step on anyone to get to the top. But what happens when she steps on the wrong person?

First Appearance: Power Trip

Professor Rufus

Professor Rufus

Musical Genius

A prodigy identified at the age of two, Rufus received the best musical training the world had to offer. During a trip thru Europe, he discovered a unique melody with the power to induce slumber. After years of study, he turned it into a highly addictive drug and made a fortune selling it on the street. But what happens when the wrong customer gets his hands on it?

First Appearance: The Hook

Dr. Marx

Dr. Marx

Disciple of Scholarship

Dr. Marx is a zealous worshipper of science and scholarship and doesn’t understand why any other viewpoints are given credence. Don’t they realize if you can’t empirically measure something, it isn’t real?

First Appearance: Sign of the Fifth Dimension

The Ugly

Lab Assistants

Lab Assistants

Genetically-engineered Enforcers

Created by the Secret Society Scientifica as an elite army of enforcers, the Lab Assistants take care of the Society’s dirty work. They are the perfect soldiers: strong, determined, willing to endure any amount of pain, and willing to die to complete the mission.

First Appearance: The Scientific Method

Scarlet Imp

Scarlet Imp

Tempters to the Dark Side

Have you ever wondered why people do bad things? Could there be a little imp whispering in their ears?

First Appearance: Power Trip

TodWolfen

TodWolfen

Vultures of Addicts

Mother Nature’s solution to the problem of hopeless addicts, these ferocious beasts can smell when an addict is on his last rope and emerge from the shadows to return him to the dust. They’ve been relegated to the realm of myths, because the only ones who have ever seen them aren’t talking anymore.

First Appearance: The Hook

Oc-Lu

Oc-Lu

Out-of-Control Beast

The Oc-Lu is a monster that was spared in the name of open-mindedness and has now grown out of control even turning on those who helped it to survive. It’s goal is to wipe out Christianity.

First Appearance: The Beast who came for Christmas

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